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ATTERS ATTREE'S CHAPORGASMIC TERRORS

SHOW
AT THE BRIGHTON FRINGE
on May 21, 2009
Fletch at St Andrew’s Church, Waterloo Street, Hove (7pm).
please scroll halfway down below
or visit:
www.festivalpreviews.com/brighton2009/
(comedy)
TICKETS
10 pounds (8 cons)
from www.fletchatstandrews.com (Comedy)
or book online at:
www.ticketweb.co.uk
or call Ticketweb:  0844 847 2475


TO CONTACT MICHAEL "ATTERS" ATTREE: atters@thechap.net
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Atters's Wikipedia twaddle here



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ATTERS ATTREE'S
CHAPORGASMIC TERRORS SHOW
AT THE BRIGHTON FRINGE
MAY 21 2009


Renowned paranormal invedtigator "Atters" at work

BEHOLD!
Attree's ground breaking paranormal lecture on:

Fossilised poltergeists, gym-slip levitation, the abominable gayman, ectoplasmic discharge, the homo-magneticus, spontaneous human combustion,
government conspiracies,
angry UFOs
etc., etc...




With Saucy Live Acts From
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MISS KITTY PEELS
as the
WHIRLING SPACEGIRL!
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HONOUR MISSION
as the
50 FOOT WOMAN!

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MISS BABY BONES
as the
WRITHING WITCH!

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FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY!


 

Satirical writer/performer
Michael "Atters" Attree's debute Brighton Fringe comedy
is a retro horror/sci-fi show with Atters at the helm analizing his non-politically correct "magic laptop" projections and "case studies" of the supernatural.
They feature a whole host of nude/semi-clad ladies and diabolical terrors...

 

In one study Atters will share his latest conspiracy theory regarding Britain's alleged 1968 Lunar Landing. He claims; "My research reveals anomaly within the classified MoD photographs which prove the landing was faked".

His show is a couture stage spin off of his former Flux magazine series where he was editor of paranormal investigations.

Armed with his pointer stick and scientific "facts", the almost whimsical theme running throughout his show seems to be the gradual removal of women's clothing with each case study heartily concluding "Swabs were taken!"

While performing at The Tassel Club in Dublin recently his portrayals of The Abominable Gayman and The PayPal Popes Saucy Stigmata were met with angry booing, a cry of "I want to kill you!" and a rogue sheep heart being thrown at him on stage. Now deeply apologetic, Atters believes he should have worn a simple necktie (as apposed to a racy cravat) for the Catholic audience.



Be it as satirical writer and Resident Bounder of The Chap magazine, TV pundit, newly appointed knave of Knave magazine, honourable chairman (and caddish compere) of Brighton's legendary 2007 World Beard and Moustache Championships or The Handlebar Club's "most rakish member" (according to The guardian). 

Atters - a man who managed to establish a Ladies Pipe Smoking Club while living in a Scottish monastery. His fans are legion.

In short Atters has a cult following even longer than his trophy winning moustache.

Attree's paranormal lecture & saucy projections
are for one night only!

ADULTS ONLY
&
MAY GOD HAVE MERCY UPON YOUR SOUL...

Fletch at St Andrew's Church,
Waterloo Street, Hove, East Sussex
on
May 21 (7pm). 

TICKETS
10 pounds (8 cons)
from
www.fletchatstandrews.com (Comedy)
or book online at:
www.ticketweb.co.uk
or call Ticketweb:  0844 847 2475

For more info visit:

www.festivalpreviews.com/brighton2009/ (comedy)   

www.myspace.com/attersattree

TO CONTACT MICHAEL "ATTERS" ATTREE: atters@thechap.net
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WHAT THE PRESS SAY

"Audiences will swoon at Atters' magic laptop proof of the supernatural... This has to be a once-in-a-lifetime experience."
The Chap magazine

"Paranormal satirist "Atters" shows evidence of semi naked levitating ladies and spontaneous human combustion."
The Guardian

"Cult comedian Atters' action-packed sci-fi comedy is heavy on conspiracy."
The Argus

"An evening of unimaginable paranormal investigations."
Latest 7

"The ectoplasm proved he wasn't lying"
Scarlet magazine

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Contact Atters:
atters@thechap.net
www.myspace.com/attersattree